Chinese Joke

 A Chinese man enters the room, it is a restaurant, it is packed. There is no sign of peace.

Hello sir, may I help you? Or shall I say ‘herro’?

You may say as you please.

‘As you please, then’

How many am I seating tonight?

Just one.

Follow me, or should I say ‘Forrow me’

You may say as you please.

Okay, what can I get started for you

I would like a coke. And I will think about what I want while you get that.

If I were to say coke is irregal would you disagree?

Yes.

If I pee pee in your coke, and eat your cat, will you wear a hat?

White man is disgruntled and leaves.