The Reason You Regret

 Blog insert 1: Considering the Source of Fat People: The most toxic forms of thinking come from food, and no matter the diet, your exercise routine is worthless. Probably because you are much more worthless than the food you eat. And no matter what that proves to you, you should eat more and die. Caloric intake is one of the worst ideas ever. Imagine eating 3,000 calories a day believing you didn’t work out for 10 years and somehow you just lay around believing you'll live a healthy life one day because you’re fat enough to be lazy, but you still think. If you can think, you’ll love your food so much that it's all you eat when you think, and if you think too much without quieting your minimally regressive nature, you’ll understand why and how a person loses interest in anything but food. Promises are kept. Go ahead and judge a fat person, but be nice to them. They may not be skinny, but just because you can’t comprehend a good gourmet meal 3 times a day, doesn’t make you better. If you disagree, you live in a biased reality where all fat people died in your mouth, because for some reason your histrionics make them uncomfortable and no matter what you say to them it's your thoughts coming before those ideas first. So imagine you decided to get chubby to gain some extra muscle while fasting (my idea), you should probably assume you’re gonna try that now, because who the fuck says fat isn’t hot on some women. Men that are hot and fat are the manliest pieces of retard there is. Obviously you can’t believe it’s true when you are skin and bones and your wrinkles cause the dry cleaner to cringe at the site of the leather strips hanging from your eye sockets because you somehow judged a fat person your whole life.