A Chapter from American Delusions and the Concrete- a Philosophical Critique of America as a Satirical Author Joeb 'Smith' Lobster

 Chapter 9: 

The Separation of Church and State, ‘merican Dichotomy of self and other.

When I was told that God made me, I was about 4 years old, I asked… “on who’s authority?”

Then later it became, why the fuck didn’t He just shut up and leave me alone for the rest of my life, but thats just silly, because you can prove God exists but he is a mysterious entity. The omniscient one speaks through priests and ministers, but doesn’t always allow himself anthropomorphic sentience to offer insights into himself. Only then will you ever find salvation.

Awareness is God, too bad your brain is retarded and will never know how to be Him.

Let’s talk about the present leader of the free world and why he isn’t sane. Politics man… 

When does it all come to a close? How does it ever understand when there is peace? Is there a president good enough for God? And if he doesn’t want him to be good enough, would he ever smite the one that can run for the freedom of all people and not some corporate hog to make money for the companies that just want to make trillions…

If that isn’t what American politics is, I don’t think I’d like to live anywhere else. Unfortunately it’s a profundity issue, and there is no reason a bald eagle shouldn’t get punched in the nuts in some cartoon disease ridden South Park episode dressed like a mascot for stupid.

If eating fish all day making majestic sounds and being illegal to shoot makes an American mascot, I’d rather be a Coelacanth, to prove that jellyfish survive for eternity, and we can use fish scales to make reflectors on our bikes.

If God is watching you read this, please question your faith in America, because its the land of rape and honey. It’s the worst country for progress, it has a political system that is 300 years old and doesn’t even question itself sanely to keep up with the times of the rest of the collective sanity we all know as Chinese Communism and Social Democracy. Argue about it over thanksgiving to make uncle Herb know his place, even though you’re ignorant about the topic in the first place, it's a great turkey dinner to say you feel the burn of societal differences and no matter the dilemma, politics is just an opinion, right?